Third Place Winner: Marika Constant   My Mother is a Naughty Girl   My mother is naughty girl She was running in the school And according to the principal That's against the rule She came to class to listen But didn't pay attention And the only one there after school Was me, who got detention She always takes long showers And uses the hot water And one day at the zoo She acted like an otter She drives wobbly and crooked Always drives in the wrong lane And speeds up quite a bit When the cars start to complain She goes out when it's rainy And stays in when it's sunny And whenever I fail a test She just thinks it's funny She is never growing older She gets younger everyday And one day at the park She laughed her head away She runs away from spiders And screams at the sight of a rat But I'm guessing she's not sick, ,just, All mothers act like that!   Back to July/04 Winners Home